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WHAT TO AVOID WHEN PLANTING A ROADSIDE BOMB

Rule #1: After putting the bomb in a hole, don't tamp the ground too much.
Rule #2: Don't forget Rule #1.

The attached video of thermal footage was recorded from an AC-130
gunship from a mile or more away. No rounds were fired by the
aircraft. The problem solved itself with no American intervention.

Some jihadists were trying to bury a roadside bomb made from a 155 mm
artillery shell. Evidently they lost the instruction manual. The
result could not have happened to a more deserving group of people!
I'm just guessing now, but I think these guys failed Bomb Planting
101, but decided to give try it any anyway. What a conclusion to
their efforts. The plus for them is, I suppose, is that they get to
meet those 70 virgins. However, finding their own working body parts
may be problematic!

See also: Incredible Survey

Comment NE PAS planter une bombe!

Voir aussi: Enquête Incroyable

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Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar ... Boum!

21 comments:

  1. how sweet--muhammad would be proud, piss be up in him

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  2. "I WANT TO BE VERY, VERY CLEAR, HOWEVER: I UNDERSTAND AND AGREE WITH THE ANALYSIS OF THE PROBLEM. THERE IS AN IMMINENT THREAT. IT MANIFESTED ITSELF ON 9/11. IT'S REAL AND GRAVE. IT IS AS SERIOUS A THREAT AS STALINISM AND NATIONAL SOCIALISM WERE. LET'S NOT PRETEND IT ISN'T."
    ~~~~~BONO~~~~~

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  3. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3953628,00.html
    "RESEARCHERS LINK SCHIZOPHRENIA AND VIOLENT PSYCHOs DUE TO ISLAMIC VIELS AND BURKHAS"
    'Researchers say babies born with low vitamin D levels may have an increased risk of developing schizophrenia later in life.
    'The three-year study tested blood samples from babies in Denmark and found having low vitamin D levels doubles the risk of developing the disorder.
    'The findings could encourage pregnant women to get more sunshine or take a vitamin D supplement. {And NOT wear a burka or niqab! - dda}
    'Professor John McGrath, from the Queensland Brain Institute, says the study is further evidence of vitamin D's link to brain development.
    "Many years ago we thought it was totally implausible to prevent schizophrenia, it seemed to be such a mysterious, poorly understood group of illnesses," he said.
    "I think this new result suggests that maybe it will be possible to prevent schizophrenia."
    Now, let's think about it. Yemen. Saudi Arabia and other Gulf states. Afghanistan. The more rigidly-Muslim Muslims, everywhere; generations of women totally covered-up whenever they go outside.The likelihood that many or most of those women are Vitamin D deficient is high; and if they're Vitamin D deficient during pregnancy, then their babies' brain development may be seriously compromised.
    It should be noted that at the end of a news report on women being forced to wear hijab in Gaza University
    the following information was included:
    'Lack of Vitamin D because of veils”
    'A Jordanian study published this week asserted that 87% of women between the ages of 18 and 70 in Jordan suffer from a lack of Vitamin D as a result of insufficient sun exposure and not enough milk consumption.
    'The researchers linked this phenomenon to wearing the hijab. 'According to the findings, **92% of women who wear a hijab suffer from a lack of Vitamin D** 'This figure increases to 96%, according to the survey, when it comes to women who cover their faces as well with a niqab."
    Put that information together with the results of the Danish study and it appears that those who wear the Muslim female slave rag, whatever form of it they wear, stand a very good chance of scrambling their babies' brains. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A WOMAN IN A BURKHA REMEMBER THE CULT OF ISLAM IS FORCING WOMEN TO LITERALLY BREED VIOLENT PSCHYCOS.
    WHEN WILL MUSLIMS REALISE THAT ISLAM IS HARAM ?

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  4. There are no moderate Muslims...You can see pictures of unicorns, but you will never see a real one...All Muslims are 'obligated' to jihad as a 'duty'...There is no moderate jihad...You might see a picture of a moderate Muslim, but you will never see a real one... A MODERATE MUSLIM IS SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH YOU BEING BEHEADED, BUT DOESN'T DO IT HIMSELF.
    IF ISLAM WAS CHRISTIANITY WOULD MUSLIMS HAVE LEFT IT ?

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  5. SEND THEM ALL TO ALLAH!

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  6. "We don't know if these jihadist will be awarded 72 virgins or not by Muhammad, it is only our job to arrange the meeting." Unknown Marine.

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  7. Yabadabadoo....hip hip hip hooray ,good ridance to bad rubbish

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  8. The golden rule of explpsives..."If you use your head, you get to keep it."

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  9. Don't you just wish all Muslim IED planters were as successful as those in the video. May they rest in piece.

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  10. May they rest in pieces !

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  11. *as they arrive in Hell*
    Satan: "Welcome to Hell."
    Jihadis: "Hell? I was supposed to get 72 virgins!"
    Satan: "Oh, you'll still get your 72 virgins, but they'll have PMS for Eternity."

    Proving that, once again, the Devil is in the details.

    (the last two lines were borrowed from a Non Sequitur(TM) cartoon circa 2003)

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  12. I'm sure that they relaxing in Hell being screwed by their own personal 72 virgin demons with very HOT pokers. It's our sacred duty to buy lots of guns and ammo to help them achieve their dream of going to hell.

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  13. Inshallah, indeed!

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  14. NOT video from an AC-130..... Although the Air Force loves to take credit for shit they don't do.
    NOT attempting to plant an IED, these were concerned local civilians trying to recover a 155 round so as to collect a reward.

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    1. Oops...! Don't tell it to the Christians that it was their own payed informers/reward seekers that got it. It is their only solace in their losing battle...as surmised from the glee and bravado remarks here---losers whistling in the dark.

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    2. You don't "try to recover a 155 round" by tamping the ground.

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  15. Ummm no..this footage was taken from a Chopper, not a Spectre. These guys were part of the local militia and were trying to pry the bomb out of the ground. Good try though.

    Signed,
    Ex Air Force guy who likes taking credit for stuff we trick the army into doing.

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    1. I call BS. If the local militia had found the IED they would've called in experts to defuse and get the bomb out of the ground rather than using their hands. Nice try at lying Hajji.

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  16. Nothing succeeds like success OR is it If you do not use your head, you lose it? OR If you live by the sword you die by it? Either way, some would say this is Divine Justice. How sweet it is! Better them than us. Oh well, at least he didn't suffer.

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